Kill them with kindess

gekkokurage:

when i bought pokemon X i picked fennekin and squirtle okay

right now we focus on my squirtle, Kazoo, who had a bold personality or something like that

so ofc because he was proud he sparkled

when Kazoo became a Blastoise I was battling him with my friend and she was like “haha holy shit how did you get a shiny blastoise”

i cried for twenty minutes straight

i thought he was sparkly because he had self confidence

(Source: karcharia2)


dennys:

I’m Cheddar. I hold my fry in a relaxed, ketchup-dipped, ready-to-eat position. Swiss and Jack follow suit with fork and knife. Murican guards our backs with frychakus in hand… I sense his body quivering with tense energy waiting to be triggered in juicy, flavor release.
We’re not wearing costumes.

We’re the Teenage Mutant Ninja Burgers.

dennys:

I’m Cheddar. I hold my fry in a relaxed, ketchup-dipped, ready-to-eat position. Swiss and Jack follow suit with fork and knife. Murican guards our backs with frychakus in hand… I sense his body quivering with tense energy waiting to be triggered in juicy, flavor release.

We’re not wearing costumes.

We’re the Teenage Mutant Ninja Burgers.